skin

'Skin' is an individual who has one of the following traits:
- absense of pubic hair (underarm hair included)
- high pitched annoying voice
- light blonde hair
- unusually small body
- generally quite annoying like a bad smell
- any conversational input usually leads to cringing and awkwardness

Although generally used as a derogatory curse word/payout, we still value our skins. they play an important role in our society.

dan evans is a skin

by mr. colour blind February 9, 2010

Vagina Skin

a thin membrane of skin that is found over some girls' vaginas (NOT the hymen)

I tried to fuck Andrea but her vagina skin got in the way.

by Eleanor Jenkins September 4, 2008

Skin Cylinder

A male's genitalia, the penis, an erection...a fucking cock

She was being a bitch, so I told her to suck on my skin cylinder.

by Stevie Y March 30, 2005

skin shovel

A skin shovel is simply someones hand in the process of finger banging another.

I was sitting in a movie some years ago when my friend wouldn't get his skin shovel out of his girlfriend's pants, while she was next to me.

by Thomas1234 December 26, 2007

Skin Oyster

A small rare sea creature living between a woman's legs.

Jack: Hello, shopkeep. I'd like a gallon of your finest milk post-haste!
Shopkeep: Yo bro, did you totally resuscitate her Skin Oyster last night?
Jack: Yes, and dat pussy was bomb, and brought back to life, diggity-diggity-dagget.

by IcumAgallon November 26, 2009

Skin ocarina

Similar to the skin flute but the womans! So normally a man plays the womans skin ocarina. The ocarina being the vagina!

Dude my bi friend is so talented, he can play the skin flute and skin ocarina!
I played my girlfriends skin ocarina for an hour last night, i made a beautiful tune!

by Sweet Laddio March 23, 2010

skin is loose

Not spot on, not exact, being off-base or having an unpopular opinion; trying to get away with something that is not acceptable.

L: "I think you can get those docs done today."
A: "Your skin is loose on that one."

by DVBE July 11, 2011