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e-suicide 

When one deletes all their social networking sites such as, but not limited to: myspace, facebook, twitter, blogspot, email ect in order to differ from internet communication. Said people seem to "fall off the face of cyberspace" because no one actually writes letters or calls anyone any more.
Guy: Why did Cynthia delete her myspace?
Girl: I dont know, that bitch just committed e-suicide.
e-suicide by Izz Diesel March 2, 2009
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Soviet Suicide 

An act of drinking 6 double shots of russian vodka, in quick succession. hence why it is called 'soviet suicide' gaurenteed to get you wankered and make you feel a tad ill in the morning. by a tad ill i mean emptying your guts into the nearest toilet bowl provided you get there. for the true soviet exprience however finish the bottle off and blow your brains out with a revolver in the style of a shamed soviet general.
"my friend is a moron he just drunk a soviet suicide, that's gonna hurt tommorow mate"
Soviet Suicide by Marcus Antonio January 19, 2010

the suicide machines 

The suicide machines sing about how stupid our government is!
the suicide machines by bitchy October 12, 2003

Helsinki Suicide 

A helsinki suicide is when someone falls asleep outdoors drunken and freezes to death. This usually happens in northern countries during winter. It is a sad but very comfortable way the leave the world of the living.
"Where is Jukka?" "Didn't you hear? He committed a helsinki suicide!"
Helsinki Suicide by SirJoe March 29, 2010

Red light suicide 

To do one red light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently closed, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. If you are very desperate you can preform a green light suicide along with a red light suicide to improve the chances that the light will change. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes or before you get hit by a car and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection. Notice: this is illegal, dangerous and is sweeping the nation!!
Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do one red light suicides before that bus dragged me through three intersections. The antonym for red light suicide is a green light suicide.

facebook suicide 

The act of deactiving and disconnecting from the virtual world (esp to reconnect with the real world).
I knew she committed facebook suicide when I saw the goodbye messages on her page.
facebook suicide by Sue B January 14, 2008

Fashion Suicide 

"I would never be caught dead wearing a fanny pack, that's fashion suicide!"
Fashion Suicide by Jennifer L. April 5, 2004