Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.

Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

The sneaky steven

When your woman doesn't tend to your needs so you masturbate into all her clean panties so you now you still got your cum on her pussy.

Man my woman shut me down last night. So the next day after she went to work I went through her underwear and gave her the sneaky steven!

by JohnnyfleXXX February 14, 2019

steven special

A Steven special describes the act of receiving oral sex on a school bus while on a field trip.

Big Steve received a Steven special from his girl on the way back from the field trip.

by akachronix September 27, 2018

Steven

Stevens can be really good at everything but in exchange can have a really ugly girlfriend they always talking shit but in the end they are shit

Damn steven has the ugliest girl

by RicK8 September 29, 2018

steven fox

steven fox is a sexy black man with a huge cock. steven has the ability to pleasure any girl by fucking her hard

fuck me like steven fox

by fuckmehardstevenfox May 31, 2018

Steven

a guy that jasmine likes. he likes her to . he has a big dick and is a very good sucker

he is a great boyfriend but he is also a cheater steven is a bad boyfriend

by StevenLover10007086 June 2, 2018

Steven

its Jason Bourne

person #1: wait who is that

person #2: it's.... Jason Bourne

person #1: bro... his name tag says Steven

by boomersooner12354 June 4, 2018