speed

that one mad black guy who dose stupid shit like set a firework in his house. he also barks like a dog.

you. Hey speed
Speed. *Bark* sui

by rdtfyuihyguioiuygf8jyh76u7gtbi November 29, 2023

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Speed relationshippin

Is when you go thru a relationship with all stages and levels but it only lasts 4-6 weeks. That includes, meeting, first date, first sex, going out for dinner, bike rides etc . And all of a sudden the end is coming with arguments which leads into 'we need a break' forever. My roomate did that already twice this year and after celebrating New Years together with His GF, it was over without any particular reason.
Its sort of like Speed Dating but lasts longer.

Is he speed relationshipping again?

Theyre speed relationshipping

by Uberfraulein June 2, 2018

speeds

a combination of the words special and needs, a shortened version

that kid over there is speeds, he dropped his ice cream and now he’s eating it

by rocket__ December 29, 2020

speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012

Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

Speed Racing

Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.

Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "

by AssMcAssface October 7, 2017