Chillax Snacks 

Chillax Snacks are CBD infused gourmet edibles. They’re handcrafted in small batches using premium ingredients and full spectrum CBD oil derived from hemp. They contain no THC so they won’t get you high or make you fail a drug test.

I feel so much better since I ate those Chillax Snacks, bruh! I want to order more soon.

Chillax Snacks by GoosieGirl December 15, 2018

Crappy Sack

Crappy Sack is a game identical to hacky sack except you can play with any sort of object EXCEPT a traditional ball or hacky sack. The most common objects used are empty beer cans or keg cups. Other objects can include, but are not limited to: crumpled up paper, wallets, bottle caps, and cell phones.

If you are playing with several people at once and the crappy sack makes it around to each person without hitting the ground, a Crap is achieved and everyone rejoices. Not an easy feat when plastered.

Person 1: You guys want to get a round of crappy sack in?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about??

Crappy Sack by MotorboatinSOB October 30, 2007

hit the sack 

go to sleep

Yo man, I'm pretty tired. I guess I'm gonna hit the sack

hit the sack by arabLovinHo May 7, 2003

midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.

That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!

midnight snacker by themidnightsnackerherself February 20, 2011

Sack Flapping 

The sound your ballsack makes when pounding a tight slizz from behind; a good sack flap goes to a beat and makes a soft thumping noise... & can lead to minor bruising and irritation of the stomach region of the partner whos tight slizz or smelly balloon knot is being ravaged

Kelly: "Whats that on your stomach?"
Sara: "I had a good Sack flapping last night"
Kelly: "Oh i got sack flapped last wednesday; and his beanbag bruised the hell out of my tummy "

Sack Flapping by Capel & Droughton November 19, 2011

sticky sack 

When a man is experiencing liquiballs and the skin of his scrotum adheres to the side of his leg and/or taint with a superglue like bond. This effects causes said man extreme discomfort making it impossible for him to sit still without awkwardly and obviously adjusting his junk. Shaving the scrotum dramatically increases the stickiness of sticky sack.

Bobby unintentionally forfeited the job opportunity when the attractive female HR representative caught him adjusting his wicked case of sticky sack.

sticky sack by Just Cuz December 24, 2011

Captain Apple Sack

A male who wears his pants pulled up as high as possible and in general too tight thus, exposing a bulge from his testicles. Most likely every office across the country has about one or two of these. While Khakis expose the most, casual Fridays with jeans tend to look the most painful for this captain of crotch crunch. Common characteristics of such beings include being uptight, not much fun, boring conversationalists, ultra neat and tidy.

Jen: “Don’t invite Stewart to go out with us after work, he’s too uptight.”

Suzie: Yeah, you can tell he’s uptight even before he speaks a word because he is a Captain Apple Sack.”

Captain Apple Sack by Big Fizz October 7, 2009