smoking monkey

Refers to a woman's vagina after she has undergone laser hair removal from her pubic region.

Hey, check out Beth's smoking monkey, she just got back from the laser hair removal clinic; She's ready for bikini season now!

by SFK October 5, 2006

smoking the chap.

When your smoking the chap you could be doing many of a thing.
1) You could be Smoking Dope.
2) You could have very chapped lips which need lip balm.
3) You could be acting like a tool.
4) You could be a toolbag which is more then a a tool.

Yo you "smoking the chap." bra?
Yea man that chap is super gnar.
Yo u wanna give me a hit of that chap?
Nah many this chaps for me and only for me.
Come on man i havent smoked that chap in 2 weeks please just one hit.
Aight man one hit and dont lip that chap or ill cut you.

by Chapsmoker77 February 13, 2010

people of smoke

The so-called policatally correct name for smokers. Recently came into existence.

"Yo, you guys are smokers?"

"We're people of smoke, man, not smokers...."

by Jakee September 22, 2008

a smoke bomb

To leave while no one is looking without saying goodbye. Ditching the people you went out with.

A: Anyone seen Jimmy?
B: I saw him at the bar about an hour ago, he probably threw a smoke bomb.

by Mizblueberry December 14, 2008

Smoking Music

Music you listen to when you're stoned.
Certain types of music are more enjoyable while high, like reggae and rap, but everyone's preferences are different.

cypress hill, bone thugs n harmony, bob marley - all classic smoking music artists.

by adl;fjioqwerioqwenjkzcxkjv October 16, 2008

smoke a phil

To suck a dick. He who has so often sucked dicks is the being this phrase is created after.

Yo man go smoke a phil!

by sheep herder March 29, 2005

Smoking dick

When a gay nigga smoke a dick

Jaylen smoking dick

by Dr. Dis3as3 February 12, 2019