Sleep Twat

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"

i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.

by J Kelso December 5, 2007

The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 21, 2016

sleep think

It happens while you are sleeping and you really want something, or wish for something to happen and you think about it frequently. You go to bed thinking about it and wake up thinking about the same thing. It is not quite a dream, but you are not quite conscious enough to control your thoughts either.

I sleep think about you alll the time because I think about the exciting adventures we are going to have this summer.

by faneedee April 28, 2010

Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

by Frank Rizzo July 4, 2020

sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.

Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.

by Limbo May 24, 2006

sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

by Sapphire Reign December 30, 2008

Hate-Sleep

When you get so pissed off and go to sleep and you get no rest from it. The you wake up more or just as pissed off as your were before.

I didn't get any sleep last night because of my hate-sleep. I swore in my sleep all night.

by QME LOPEZ February 19, 2011