Sleep U

A 20 defense pure on a MMO game called RuneScape. He can't tank for longer then 30 seconds and loves the show EastEnders. He is also in love with someone by the name of PvP.

Dude don't keep flirting with him, you'll become a Sleep U.

by ATyrant August 06, 2009

Sleep Twat

a complete twat of a man who only comes out when someone is trying to wake someone else up.

often used in the term "to get one's sleep twat on"

i was trying to wake dave up so we could leave for town but he got his sleep twat on so we left him at home.

by J Kelso November 11, 2007

The Sleeping Cobra

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.

Hey man, that's The Sleeping Cobra!

by anbro345 January 20, 2016

Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

by Frank Rizzo July 04, 2020

sleeping bag

A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.

Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.

by Limbo May 18, 2006

sleep number

number of people someone has slept with

You just made my sleep number four

by Sapphire Reign June 21, 2007

The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

by The Demon Barber September 02, 2009