1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)
3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.
4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.
5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand
6. Make deep and passionate love to her.
7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
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When a girl gives you an outdoor BJ in 40 below cold. Cum on her face and it steams when it lands. It freezes so fast that when she tries to talk she whistles.
Yo man, yesterday after the hockey game I gave Jenny a Steam Whistle. Froze on her face and when she tried to talk she whislted!
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"you wanna have hot steam sex inside the closet?"
"we can draw faces from the foggy windows after we have steam sex in your car"
"we can draw faces from the foggy windows after we have steam sex in your car"
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Get the steam sex mug.To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
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It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
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