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Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later
Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then
by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025
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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
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Schrödinger's friendly

When a player in an online PVP game (usually an FPS like TF2) claims to be friendly in order to avoid being killed, then proceeds to kill other players.
BLU Scout: *kills RED Scout*
RED: WTF DUDE IM FRIENDLY!!!!!!1!!!1!!
BLU: Bro, I saw you shooting at our team's Engineer. You're a Schrödinger's friendly.
by agoofymovie September 16, 2025
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Schrödinger’s Catfish

When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025
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Schrödinger's Futanari

You won't know if she has a dick or not until you see it by yourself
"I don't know bro, .... look so sexy until i saw it with my own eyes 😓"

"So it means i'd called those a Schrödinger's Futanari"
by a9ito September 21, 2025
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Schrodinger's Trump

A sentiment that asserts that Donald Trump is both an evil genius that wants to take over the world, and a demented confused old man depending on whichever narrative the Left decides is more convenient in the moment.
Leftoid: "Trump is sending troops to Portland! I knew it, he's a dictator that wants to take over America!"
Also Leftoid: "*Sees Elon Musk next to DJT.* Come on guys, it's obvious Trump is just a puppet for Musk, just look how confused he looks!"
Onlookers: "Oh wow, Schrodinger's Trump gone wild."
by Opa Opa September 30, 2025
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Schrodingers Balls

If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
Schrodingers balls; that kid came from Schrodingers balls, we don't know who the father is
by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025
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