shwing

1. to have sex
2. to replace the word "cool", or "sweet"
3. can be used in past tense, as shwung

1. "dude i'm shwingin' that hot carley chick tonight!"
2. "i'm soooo drunk! SHWINGGGG!"
2. "get shwung you jerk."

by candylane June 8, 2009

Shwing

too reject or have a bounce off effect to someone's comments or actions

individual 1: you look fat in that dress
individual 2: shwing *comment ignored, comment blanked*

by ShMiCh_T January 10, 2014

swing both ways

someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.

i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.

by bisexual babeee February 15, 2010

Swing Hammer

When a man gets kicked in the ass so hard his dick swings up then whips down and strikes him in the balls.

I pissed my girlfriend off so she gave me a swing hammer when I was walking away.

by ghost__16 February 19, 2008

Swing

A person, normally female, who dick rides. A hardcore groupie. Used to imply that one swings from someone's dick.

Dalilah be all over Chris Brown. She such a swing.

by S.Jones March 1, 2009

Jay Swingler

Spends his shitty life making embarrassing videos that million of people watch and some how enjoy. Mostly used words contain cereal bar, what do you mean and childish. Being a youtuber who nearly died from getting his head stuck in a microwave, we all know that whenever another video is uploaded on the TGFBro channel with rommel henry, its gonna be another dumb idea that is somehow hilarious.

Me: how is jay swingler still alive?
Bob: dont know. Really should be dead by now.
Me: well im glad he aint!

by InternetFangirl1 February 3, 2018

sawing wood

a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion

Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for sawing wood at a young age, at the behest of their father, a well respected practitioner of the wood-sawing arts.

by Benjamin Franklin Gates January 17, 2008