by GRIED June 10, 2009
Get the Ploughman's Sandwichmug. Michelle invited my stalker to her party without telling me and I got stuck talking to him, it was a real creep sandwich.
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I just found out that guy I met at the bar last night was my ex's uncle, I'm in a creep sandwich.
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I just found out that guy I met at the bar last night was my ex's uncle, I'm in a creep sandwich.
by white lady February 15, 2010
Get the creep sandwichmug. The sexual act of two dogs(palmeranians work best)licking each side of your testacles while you masturbate.
by spenstar July 8, 2007
Get the palmeranian sandwichmug. by Jose Andrade October 1, 2008
Get the Pube Sandwichmug. by robert j smith February 3, 2008
Get the Jack Sandwichmug. About the most sexually degrading thing that can be done to a man. After the man has ejaculated (either before or during intercourse or other sex play), his partner goes to the kitchen, puts meat, cheese and condiments on two pieces of bread. The partner then brings the "sandwich" back to the man and forces him to eat it. Embellishments like serving the "sandwich" on a plate, cutting it into halves, or trimming the crusts off the bread only heighten the humiliation.
"Oh, you think that sex was dirty, I'm going to go make a sandwich you little worm. Then you're going to eat it."
Man #1: Oh shit, you know that crazy hottie last night at the bar. She's a fucking sexual animal. I got her home and she just went nuts. Tore off all my clothes, licking and sucking everything. We were in the hallway, the living room, at some point she was half upside down hanging off the balcony. There was a plunger and spinning lights. It felt like an alien abduction. I mean, damn, she was insatiable.
Man #2: Whoa. Nice. You gonna go get some more of that? Wait, alien abduction?
Man #1: ... um well. She, um... made me a sandwich.
Man #2: Damn. You're just a little bitch now aren't you?
Man #1: Oh shit, you know that crazy hottie last night at the bar. She's a fucking sexual animal. I got her home and she just went nuts. Tore off all my clothes, licking and sucking everything. We were in the hallway, the living room, at some point she was half upside down hanging off the balcony. There was a plunger and spinning lights. It felt like an alien abduction. I mean, damn, she was insatiable.
Man #2: Whoa. Nice. You gonna go get some more of that? Wait, alien abduction?
Man #1: ... um well. She, um... made me a sandwich.
Man #2: Damn. You're just a little bitch now aren't you?
by wonkybutt July 15, 2007
Get the Make a Sandwichmug. An apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. Used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. May be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.
"If the dirtball in Room Two doesn't cool down, give him twenty mgs of Vitamin H, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to County."
by Knife and Gun Club July 27, 2009
Get the paramedic sandwichmug.