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am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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Closed Fist Shitting

A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit
Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!
by Flore_M September 22, 2021
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shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.
During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.
by Shawner February 8, 2010
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Shattapottamus

An individual who is always running to the toilet with explosive crapping power, which means that anybody else in the house will hear him or her blowing ass in the other room. A shattapottamus will shit him or herself if they don't get to the bathroom quickly because of severe stomach cramps that creates his or her explosive crapping power. This individual can create a stench in the bathroom that will peel the paint or wall paper off of the wall.
Q: Have you ever noticed that Trey is always running to the bathroom several times a day?

A: Yeah Trey is a shattapottamus because he has the most explosive crapping power I have ever seen because I can hear him blowing ass in the other room, which creates a stench that will clear a room quickly.
by Funny Guy 77 July 18, 2011
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Shattock Flip

Advance skateboarding trick.

Which involves popping the board upside down and using your hand to flip the board back over whilst jumping back on it.
Average Skateboarder: Wow what was that?!
Advance Skateboarder: That was the Shattock flip my dear friend.
by leetmore November 16, 2014
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Shatterbate

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"
by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014
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