When you're really bored or don't want to read what you're reading, so you read the page but dont absorb the information, so you re-read the page over and over.
guy 1: "I had to read 'To Kill a Mockingbird' for school. It was crap."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."
guy 2: "Yeh same man its so boring I was reading blanks."
by iamaboredchild July 13, 2009
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Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;
Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"
"Mushing the Iditarod"
Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;
Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"
"Mushing the Iditarod"
They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";
Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"
Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"
by WinstonSmith1984 August 1, 2009
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An online occult magazine featuring well known occult authors, newly emerging writers, graphic and fine artists, and notable regular columnists. Published eight times a year on the cross-quarters, Rending the Veil premiered in December 2006.
by Sheta Kaey November 20, 2009
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Steve: I know, riding on the roof is so stimulating I can't control it.
Mike: I like it that way too.
Steve: I know, riding on the roof is so stimulating I can't control it.
Mike: I like it that way too.
by MGSB August 1, 2012
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Person 2: Yeah man, atleast he isn't a rosianso
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I finally was able to meet Mabel in the dark alley down the street, for our first "date". She obviously had other plans and pepper sprayed me while I was balls deep. I knew then, she just wanted to be Red Riding Hood'd.
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