i-ready is shit
by maskingsucks December 20, 2022
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Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
Doesn’t allow water to go down his crack. Liberal democrat. No ass hole. But what he lacks in hole he makes up for in cheeks. His eyes are full of yeast that his mom Melissa used to make fresh bread. She makes so much bread she got arrested and was no longer present for daddy boot time with mr mike.
Spends all his money on ass hair growth serum to keep his little brother warm, and knit fleeces for blind kids.
Nipples that could be mistaken for large water fowl. Lost all his ribs in the Great War and does impressions of gumby at kids parties for wet cheese money.
Subconsciously gay but outwardly slay.
by Grunkle sam January 14, 2023
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A character which has been a victim to practically every pre-teen novel.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
It doesn’t matter what their parents their other personality, hobbies, backstory or motives are, whether or not book reading correlates with their character, it’s part of them.
Basically; Book-readers are characters in books where book reading is a personality trait, when it’s not.
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Get the i-Ready mug."I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"
by BomberBroker March 9, 2023
Get the Meter Reader mug.I-Ready was originally a website used for torture in 2011. It would cause anxiety, depression, stress, and suicidal thoughts to the victim. However, some teachers realized that they could slack off using I-Ready instead of ACTUALLY TEACHING, so they forced their students to do long, useless, and boring lessons EVERY DAY. So, nowadays, students who use I-Ready are usually more depressed than students who don't.
Creator of the website 1: Hey, let's create a torture device and call it I-Ready!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!
Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr
In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(
Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway
Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
Creator of the website 2: Good idea!
Later...
Teacher 1: I'm too lazy to do actual teaching so I'm going to make these students do I-Ready lololol such a good idea
Teacher 2: ikr
In class.
Teacher 1: do this while I play on my phone
Student 1: :(
Later...
Student 1: hey student 2 I really don't want to do I-Ready so let's commit unalive
Student 2: great idea, who even created that thing anyway
Even later
Teacher 1: Oh wow, 2 of our students committed unalive.
Teacher 2: Wow, I wondered what caused them to do that!
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