Kung Fu Pussy

When you're ejaculating you shout "Skadoosh" and then salute the photo of Jack black hung above your bed.

Man I totally did a Kung Fu Pussy Last night

by Ayayyyyy July 29, 2019

Pussy Whipped

When the male of the homosapien species repeatedly puts off and furthermore completely absolves social time with his male and female friends because of the wishes of his master (female overlord). It should be noted from large amounts of scientific sampling if his female overlord is a graduate of Texas A&M the control seems to be near absolute. With the only means of escape being a bi-weekly cock-stamp ing of his overlord to remind her who is in charge. However our specimen never has the courage to perform the stamping, due to fear of intercourse being cut-off or extreme limiting of future activities, eating and breathing included.

Our specimen is so pussy whipped he cancels pre standing plans with long time friends and to be noted their girlfriends as well, to pursue activities on nasty oil infected beaches of the gulf coast. This is done simply by the request of his female overlord, with no thought of his friends or their significant others.

by Doctor Truth JML May 18, 2010

Stank pussy

When you about to smash but yo girl drops her drawers and you pass the f*ck out from the stench

Brush I was smashing yo mom but her stank pussy f*cked me up

by Cuzin jamical January 9, 2016

pussy funk

The scent eminating from a womans vagina after not having been washed for a few hours.

Some men need a pussy freshly showered. Others like the 6 hour old pussy funk.

by Swiftfox1 January 24, 2009

sandpaper pussy

A pussy (vagina) that is very dry and rough like sandpaper. Even if you get it wet and juicy after a while, it still feel's like your having sex with sandpaper.

Yo dawg, my ex-girlfriend has sandpaper pussy. We fucked and it felt like I was having sex with sandpaper!

by Brian St. December 21, 2008

Ratchet Pussy

The Word Ratchet describes something that is dirty, unattractive and generally unclassy. It can also be used to mean "ghetto" With that being said RATCHET PUSSY usually is a Pretty Chick Who guys thirst over Only to find out her pussy isnt all that due to how many guys easly got that pussy with Small Bribes (I.E weed, drinks, cash, Jewely, sneakers) or who just fucks guys for free on the low and then get dissed after that

Mark: Yo Son I'm Tryna Fuck Angie Bad Ass Fuck Yo!
Jason: I dont Know Why nigga...Thats Ratchet Pussy.. I know Mad niggas That Fucked that Hoe!

by YouGetThePoint December 5, 2012

Charity pussy

To be on the receiving end of some Pussy from an ex-girlfriend after being down on your luck, or on a dry spell.

Tanya gave me some charity pussy last night.

by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004