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sissy puddles

when a sissy rubs their pathetic little clitty dixk until they cum in the palm of their own hand because they’ve watched so many CEI porn videos (Cum Eating Instructional) they now have to catch it all and slurp it up, for goddess.
Goddess Lana, a girl online, has me slurp my sissy puddles for her all the time.
by sillyboiv April 27, 2024
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Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
by pholter February 23, 2024
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Cum Puddles

The dimples on the lower back
Dude, I was going doggy style with her last night and I filled up her cum puddles
by Eddermund January 3, 2026
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puddling

1. To cry about an incident that little or no impact on you personally.
Jason found Bill in his room crying about the Yankee's recent loss. "Bill, why are you puddling? It's just a game......and your 38 years old?!?"
by William Beiler January 5, 2009
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puddlist

A person that has the magic ability to find a puddle with their foot no matter what.
"Oh dang, only a master puddlist could cause so much chaos and destruction."
by Fufur February 26, 2008
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PiddleDump

(Noun)
1. A dump that includes a piddle.
2. A four year old's insult
3. A package deal in which includes both shit and piss
4. A satchel that encompasses bodily waste
5. A substance used by desperate people to create the highly addictive drug called Jenkem(fermented piss and shit)

(Verb)
6. To poop and piss at the same time(possibly in a jar for Jenkem)
7. To take a liquid shit
8. When you shit liquid comes out too

(Adjective)
9. Again a four year old's insult
10. something composed of shit and piss
Example 1
John: Where is Anthony?
Greg: He is busy taking a piddledump.

Example 2
Jack: What are you doing?
Matt: I am piddledumping in this jar so that i may make Jenkem and get high tomorrow.

Example 3
Sarah: Drew keeps trying to rape me!
Morgan: He is such a piddledump!
by MrNathanman November 3, 2009
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piddlee

having to take a poo and a pee at the same time.
"Guys, i have to piddlee. Like, right now."
by PIDDLEER. November 21, 2009
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