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Pirates on the Boat

Pirates on the Boat is from the song "Pirates on the Boat" by Yuno Miles. Its the most fire song and its lit.
Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the boat, Pirates on the fucking boat.
by DavidStinsonHater March 9, 2023
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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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pirate sledding

A sex position that allows for male to mount his partner and slide off the bed. This can be done only on slides or outdoors down a hill.
"Sara told me that Jimmy's favorite position is pirate sledding."
by TheRealAnonymousIndividual January 22, 2023
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pirate of the carribean

a person that lives in the area of the carribean that pirates stuff
that cuban guy seemed suspiciously like a pirate of the carribean
by Samucob123 February 4, 2023
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ball pirate

someone who has only one ball (testicle)
person 1: hey, did you know hitler was a ball pirate?
person 2: I thought that was a myth.
by noobway April 30, 2023
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Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.
by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017
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Pirates hat

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018
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