UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 03, 2018
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Suck Pirate

Some who is not picky about what or how they suck
by Mribpd August 12, 2015
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ebay pirate

An eBay pirate is someone who buys a limited release item like a sneaker or piece of memorabilia for the simple purpose of flipping it for a profit - not because they are a collector or a fan.
I went to the Etnies website to pick up the new Rad movie kicks and they were sold out and scooped by eBay pirates.
by C Tasch March 17, 2021
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Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"
"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"
by deathsquirts May 09, 2021
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pirate dip

Guy one: hey man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy two: nah bro she was was on the rag.

Guy one: bro go for the pirate dip. Just cause it's red don't mean you can't hit it.
by Thescholarlyscholar December 28, 2015
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Thumb Pirate

A web forum participant, usually using a blog, news website, or social networking platform, who contributes solely, usually without merit, basis in fact or any discretion therein, to harvest as many "thumbs-up" (or Like) responses as possible from other forum users.

The polar opposite of a Troll.
Steve: "I got 944 thumbs on Yahoo! News today!"
George: "Wow! What story?!"
Steve: "School shooting..."
George: "What was the comment?"
Steve: "'Kids today, omg, really!?!'"
George: "Nice...you're a master thumb pirate."
Steve: "Arrrrrr, where me thumbs?!?!"
by aaronpeterson February 28, 2012
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