parker

A person who fails to share a marijuana cigarette.

Stop being a parker and pass the J

by Stannis November 3, 2007

peckerwood

The Peckerwood name that so many white youth proudly embrace, derives from the great 'Peckerwood Tree' The Peckerwood tree is a type of tree that was chosen as a hanging tree when the negroe's lynched. Thus it is a constant reminder of what has been as well as what is to come if the tarbabies attempt to overcome there own lips.

Nigga watch chout! Dat pecka would tryna hang us from one dose peckawood trees bach dere! i gotzz to gets outa here! Peckerwoods comming to get us mammy!

by WillLaPierre July 8, 2018

Dirty Parker

When the guy you’re having sex with cums too early and keeps thrusting with a soft cock.

“Was the sex good last night with that guy you met? - “no, he gave me a dirty Parker and just mashed a floppy all night”.

by Benjikillamilla April 14, 2020

peckerwood

ignorant whiteboy who hates "niggers".

look at that bald head peckerwood.

by jabo1659 February 26, 2007

Valet Parker

A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.

He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?

by OCMaria December 22, 2005

Peckerwood

Someone who eventually shoots himself in the groin while playing quick-draw with a sawed off shotgun. A person of low I.Q., unlimited paranoia and, generally speaking, a southern accent. Also known as a "fucking yee-haw." He loves lynching black people and is haunted forever by the African-Americans who return from the dead to mess with him in his dreams/nightmares. Peckerwood hell is forever! His love of the NRA will be forever dulled by the tiny penis and balls that he blew off his scrawny ass crotch. His final comment, "No big thing!"

George W. Bush is the ultimate peckerwood. He's a drunk. He's an idiot. He's only 5'7" tall, but he orders the world to believe he's a six-footer. He intimidated or bribed the L.A. Times into calling him 5'11 3/4." If he ever falls off his mother's high-heeled shoes (yick), unless he lands on his petrified and empty head, he will be crushed in the fall. During his simultaneously evil and lame presidency, he drunkenly choked-himself-out with a pretzel. Then one of his dogs, in an apparent effort to bring the Crawford Creep back to consciousness, peed on him. Now that's a drunken peckerwood!

by the pro from dover August 13, 2010

Peckerhead

Half fag foamer train nut, that loves trains, an eats johns salty nuts,and touches himself while watching train and masterbates to the mersk unit train. homo train fag,he would blow his load on a train picture.

Peckerhead took a picture of the mersk unit when he should of been welding.

by biffster73 December 24, 2007