Patrick

The sweetest person you’ll ever meet. Has a very odd sense of humor. tall boi. A chill person in general but still very fun to be around. He is a very caring and compassionate human being.

Patrick is literally the sweetest.

by Justuraceragehoe April 15, 2019

patrick shwavy

when you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

someone should put patrick shwavy in the urban dictionary -noel miller

by liceaddict December 16, 2019

Patrick Messinger

A bad manager; Manager with an ego.

Someone without tact.

John pulled a PM the other day.

If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.

by squarebob February 21, 2024

patrick page

The type of person who always talks about having a huge penis but actually has a very small one. Also talks about all the pussy they get when in reality they get none.

I hate a guy like patrick page thinks he is big but has a small cock

by patrick is a fag January 30, 2018

Patrick

Not funny

That joke is such a Patrick.

by SilverGlimse December 7, 2019

Jonathan Patrick Stephens

Don’t ever trust him, he is a big manipulator and uses girls for their bodies. He gets mad easily and makes everything about him self. He is always hooked on his exs and will never not bring them up. He also has a tendency to have seizures so watch out. Have fun dealing with him

Girl: I’m talking to this guy, Jonathan Patrick Stephens!
Other girl: ew no drop him right now, you don’t wanna be dating a lizard

by Loner4lif3 November 24, 2021

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022