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They act cool in front of others but when they're with family they are complete jerks. They are very good at working and can easily be distracted. They have so many girlfriends and end up breaking up with them in a short period of time but who knows, maybe they'll find the right one some day. They actually know so much. They're like a living google walking around. They are very smart but tend to not like to show that side of them for some reason. They also like to do lots of pranks.
That sure is a Patrick
by KayWinter December 28, 2019
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A beta who has little man syndrome and is always trying to be like his alpha. Similar to a leprechaun in behavior. Really good at being a mooch
He’s got to stop being such a Patrick.
by Alpha_him69420 January 28, 2024
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A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.

He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.

If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.

The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED
by SuppressedOdin January 19, 2021
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Master simp, one who will spend all his money on a possible mate. But will always fail. Overweight, short, and usually autistic. The only positive thing about them is he REALLY LOVES MEAT.
Wait you spent that much on her.... what a Patrick.
by Dubsack69 January 11, 2022
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Jimmy: Wow Patrick, you're very cool

Patrick: Piss off

Jimmy: Okay! You're so cool :)
by Epic_gamer_UwU January 4, 2022
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Patrick Birdy Lade

He is a hot economics teacher with short brown hair and brown eyes, he's secretly a bird.
Damn, he's such a Patrick Birdy Lade he looks exactly like the pigeon I've lost.

Why does he look like a bird?
Because he is one. He is BADBIRD always there for the rescue.
by birdlover1131070720022002 February 3, 2017
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Patrick Frost

Patrick Frost is a fine gentleman who has found his way into the cooking scene after cooking a scrumptious breakfast for his grandfather all holidays to earn his money, you rock Patrick!
Geez, how good is Patrick Frost at making breakfast! he should be on MasterChef!!
by Bussylover2200 November 15, 2022
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