Parker

he'll flatter you at first, but he's the fuckboy of the world. he's a player and his friends aren't trustworthy. so he's a loner basically. he wished he didn't play so many girls ... but they don't give a fuck. and he has a tiny ass dick

girl: oh my he's a fuckboy his name must be Parker

by _bitchiknow October 11, 2015

Rusty Palmer

The sexual event in which a girl deficates in her hand and procedes to give her partner what is known as a common hand job.

I met this girl at the bar and took her home. On the way back we got a super bomb burrito from the gas station. After she ate the burrito at my house foreplay ensued. Due to the effect the burrito had on her digestive system she suddenly expierenced a sudden burst of uncontrolable diarrhea. She tried to catch it with her hand to avoid making a mess of the bed. Without skipping a beat she proceded to stroke my penis with a shit soaked hand. I then deemed this the Rusty Palmer

by DJ Hotdish January 21, 2012

arnold palmer

A sexual act consisting of having your partner drink copious amounts of water, and then taking laxatives yourself. Your partner will deliver a golden shower, and you lay a wet cleveland steamer.

After performing an Arnold Palmer, Jack and Diane spent the rest of the night throwing out ruined sheets and pillows.

by Andy Dubbya April 10, 2008

Sticky Palmer

A prank where someone urinates in the victim's shoes, usually a nice, brand new basketball shoe.

Guy #1: Hey, did you hear how that dude got the Sticky Palmer?
Guy #2: Yeah bro, his shoes are gonna smell like that for another month!

by surprisebsex November 16, 2009

parmesan

cheesy, corny, kind of makes you want to throw up a little

That Hilary Duff movie was total parmesan.

by Buttercup Bubblehead September 26, 2005

Peter Parker

The act of using the ugly girl to manipulate your way into relationships with her hot friends.

Guy 1: Man, why are you even dating that ugly skeezer?
Guy 2: Dude, i'm using her to get to her hott friends.
Guy 1: Really?
Guy 2: Yes. Peter Parker baby!

by FINEST187 May 8, 2008

Parker

Ugly a”” and a cheater.‼️NEVER DATE A PARKER ‼️

Look at that guy he so ugly he has to be a Parker.

by Macy bradford November 26, 2017