Australian "Love account manager" and gold-digger who married into the Danish Royal Family in 2004. Known for using pointy-toed stillettoes to nail the balls of Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (aka 'the Dumbling') to the walls of a share-house in Sydney, Australia, on their first date. Famous for crying on Denmark television as she recounted her love for her dead grandmother - before a reporter revealed he had found her letters in Mary's trash bin. The Danish Royal Family invented the 'post-nuptial agreement' as damage control in the wake of revelations about Mary's relatives, who include a convicted child rapist, Brendan Johncock.
Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, born plain Mary Donaldson in the boondocks of Tasmania, rose to fame, and then infamy, as the novelty of having a Nordic Imelda Marcos wore off and the Danish taxpayer revoted when she installed 20 bathrooms in the palace.
by Miggly January 1, 2007
Get the Crown Princess Mary of Denmark mug.Noun. A woman who is otherwise exhibiting all the charming characteristics of a princess but who is cold hearted due to the intense lack of feelings for men. Coined from Clerks II.
DB: "Maybe if you didn't have such a jaded outlook on relationships you wouldn't be such a cold hearted ice princess."
Response: "Fuck you only fags like catsup on their eggs"
Response: "Fuck you only fags like catsup on their eggs"
by Little Davey Black November 24, 2007
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by sapphicpoetry October 23, 2023
Get the Pillow princess mug.This is a orgasmic episode in which the male fornicator comes to the bring of ejaculation and on exertion of his seminal fluids onto the female (or male not that there's anything wrong with that) fornicator's body (part of body to be determined before-hand, or at moment of ejacualtion), he quickly reaches for a container of glitter (to be placed within reach before intercourse commences) and hurriedly dumps glitter onto area of ejaculation. Before the glitteree can respond, the glitterer exclaims, "Hey girl. You my pretty pretty princess."*
*This final declamation is absolutely essential to the orgasmic episode's success.
*In the event of male on male intercourse, the glitterer may replace "princess" with "prince." However, if the gliteree is a male, then there is a decent possibility that he will concede with the term "princess," anyways.
*This final declamation is absolutely essential to the orgasmic episode's success.
*In the event of male on male intercourse, the glitterer may replace "princess" with "prince." However, if the gliteree is a male, then there is a decent possibility that he will concede with the term "princess," anyways.
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Gosh Darn it! Where is my Golden Princess?! I parked it right here!
by OhMaGawd June 3, 2011
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