Captain Saggy Pants

one who looks like they shit themselves.

KALA aka captain saggy pants.

by evolu. October 20, 2009

dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.

I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.

by AB00013 April 18, 2010

Ellie no pants

A stunning female, with blond hair.
Who has a great smile, and a dirty mind.
Who doesn't mind to take her pants off infront of anyone.
Ellie No Pants.

Her name is Ellie No Pants.

by Ellies Lover August 10, 2010

shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit

"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me

by Bet you didn't see that cummin August 28, 2017

ploppy pants

Pants that have been filled with stinking grogans.

After shitting himself, the boy had ploppy pants.

by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

best laid plans

The full phrase is
"the best laid plans o' mice an' men gang aft agley"

This was written by an ancient Scots Poet, Robert Burns, who wrote several poems in a strange language, including "To a mouse".
"Gang aft agley" means "often get fucked up"

"best laid plans" is an acknowledgement that something has just got fucked up for no apparent reason, or because something inevitable (government, parents, teenage kid, fate, whatever) has acted against it.

Billy: Damn. Eight point buck just standing there. Gun aimed, ready to take the shot, I was so damn sure that I could take a piss without letting go of the gun. But I peed all down the front of my pants, the gun went off before I was ready, that scared the buck who ran right at me and kicked my ribs in.

Bobbette: you know what they say, honey, best laid plans and stuff. Now turn over and let me wipe your butt. Eeewwww!

by fronkzippo July 1, 2010

check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005