peddling dope

smoking pot

those crums are peddling dope right under your nose.

by AAAFFFF September 25, 2013

pedging

A form of scatological edging where the person delays full bowel release when defecating. More advanced "pedgers" can retract the strand of fecal matter back into their anus after the turd has touched the water. This is referred to as a "soggy prairie dog".

I think my roommate is either edging or pedging, he's been in the bathroom for an hour.

Pedging has rekt my rectum.

by notsoghettoking June 26, 2016

pedman

Some fucking pubehead douche that hops around with a beaner and young Homer Simpson. Smokes more weed than you breathe air and is probably fucking your girl (and your goats)

Wow man look at fucking Pedman again rolling a j on my ex's titties

by LSDGOLDIE November 20, 2017

Pedosaur

A pedophile from the Jurassic Period.
Lives on land but stalks near the river banks.
Preys on young dinosaur infants when they drink from the stream.
A creation of pure evil.

Do not go near that bush, child! A Pedosaur may be lurking there!

by Victim of a Pedosaur March 19, 2018

Peden

A Person who gets extremely mad over a video game.

Why are you being such a Peden ?

by TheRealSubGoat January 18, 2019

Pedobear

A bear that likes to stalk and rape lolis. It is mostly used in memes involving anime. it also has a song

Person: "whos that following that little girl?"
Person 2 "it's a pedobear."

by pedobear slayer May 14, 2019

pedo-bear

someone who is a pedophile

me: dude have you seen the pedo-bear walking around watching kids sleeping

by stalkker May 29, 2019