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Orgasm fingers

fingers that look like they'd give you a great orgasm, typically long and thick
Person A: he has nice eyes
Person B: orgasm fingers is what he has
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orgasmization

(n)

1. Physical attraction to stationery, sorting systems, and/or other forms of organization.
2. An orgasm due to this attraction.
I cannot believe you Marie Kondo-ed all the drawers in your dresser! Bro send me pics so I can have an orgasmization.
by mom luver 113 January 22, 2019
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clitoral fart orgasm

when you lay your badonkadonk on some pagoga and fart on it 🏳️ 🌈
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alphabetical orgasms

Refers to da act of getting off on various situations and circumstances, such as:
BOARgasm: research about/interaction wif wild/male pigs
BOERgasm: research about/interaction wif Dutch/Huguenot settlers in Asia

BOORgasm: partaking in "crude 'n' rude" behavior
BOREgasm: creating holes or being dull-natured
COORgasm: guzzling a Silver Bullet
COREgasm: surveying da remains of a thoroughly-eaten apple
DOORgasm: being invited inside a dwelling
FOREgasm: hitting a golf ball (can also refer to premature ejaculation while engaged in "getting in da mood" activities)
FOURgasm: involving yourself wif dual twos of something
GOREgasm: research about/interaction wif da infamous "An Inconvenient Truth" politician, or anything regarding da infamous "Old Blood 'n' Guts" 4-star general
HOARgasm: anything gray or grayish-white
LOREgasm: studying/recounting tales from yesteryear
MOORgasm: researching/trekking broad grassy meadows
MOREgasm: when receiving anything additional

NORgasm: when neither option is available or doable
OARgasm: when paddling a boat
ORgasm: when given a choice of two options
OREgasm: when you "hit pay-dirt"
Additional examples of alphabetical orgasms may occur when:
POORgasm: being unable to "keep up wif da Joneses"
POREgasm: getting goosebumps
POURgasm: seeing liquid dispensed
ROARgasm: performing a loudly-celebratory "I da MAN!" chest-pounding routine after "getting lucky" wif a female
SOARgasm: when you perfect using a hang-glider
SOREgasm: anything regarding grumpiness or painful skin/muscles
TORgasm: anything regarding a rocky outcrop or hill
TOREgasm: when gleefully ripping things apart
TOURgasm: when partaking of a guided group-stroll
WARgasm: anything combat-related (da arrogantly-bold old-school military leader mentioned above likely experienced lots of these)
WOREgasm: researching/experiencing garments of some kind
YOREgasm: taking a trip down Memory Lane
YOURgasm: paying attention to/sharing resources wif someone else
by QuacksO January 23, 2022
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archetypical orgasm

The orgasm all other orgasms are mere imperfect imitations of.
Babe, I just had an archetypical orgasm. I love you. (Obscure inside joke?)
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Music orgasm

When the beat hits so hard that your body shivers. You know what I mean.
"that music was so good I had a music orgasm"
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orgasm delay

making someone wait to cum. putting off an orgasm so it's more intense. similar to edging.
We tried orgasm delay, and it was so fucking intense, man!
by prettyprincessthecumslut July 2, 2023
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