Office

the daily liturgy consisting of psalms and prayers chanted by clergy members, including Roman Catholic priests and members of other religious orders.

Father O'Malley spent the morning leading the congregation in the Divine Office.

by Arminkshipper July 8, 2024

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Officer Balls

An antagonist from the hit video game Man: Ham Aslume.

Man: "Officer Balls..."
Jonkler: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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Police officer

Bob: Look its a police officer
Casey: Run like hell!!!
Bob: Why are we running?
Casey: Because I slept with that cops girlfriend last week....

by Police cop dog January 27, 2023

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A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025

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Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.

The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other Correctional Officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.

The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything.... Depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry "unfair"

Being a Flex Officer you will usually only have to do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and must expect applause from everyone.

Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommie Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?

Flex Officer said it was unfair for him to be mandated, so Daddy Captain said he is not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 12, 2025

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