Chinese Row Boat

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.

Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.

by S to the G April 26, 2006

Fire Boat Armada

Similar to the Fire Boat, but done by a group of people (three or more). While all are floating in the pool, all spray urine onto one person, thus looking like a bunch of fire boats putting out a fire. Again, most easily performed by several males doing this onto another person.

My girlfriend let me and my buddies give her a fire boat armada in the pool last weekend.

by Murph 001 May 02, 2008

rock your boat

To go do whatever it is that you like to do.

Go rock your boat and quit bothering me about it. If it feels go, do it.

by Hamms Purcell April 21, 2016

glass bottom boat

Have sex with some "PERSON" and wait till they they fall asleep. "when they are asleep" wrap their face with seran wrap, poke a hole so they can breath, and take a crap on their face. They wake up and see Brown (or green pending on 'doers' diet) crap on thier face

Shut up hoe before i glass bottom boat that purty face of yours.

by WholovesdaMonkey March 08, 2005

bald man in a boat

1. Vagina. slang, from a birds eye view.
2. or a bald man...in a boat

1. She's got a nice bald man in a boat!
2. hey look, for some strange reason there's a bald man in a boat sailing down the river!

by Fra Markham January 20, 2004

Tug Boating

When a large or ugly girl drags a chain of her hot friends through a crowd in a club.

Dude those girls we were talking to were so hot. Too bad there friend was tug boating.

Look at this girl tug boating her friends around.

Guys know this happens all the time in the club its everywhere. There is always that one chick thats dragging the rest of her friends around or away from others guys.

by mooseman13 January 22, 2012

Sushi Boat

Performing oral sex on an asian girl.

Guy 1: "Man, I'd love to motorboat that chick."
Guy 2: "Nah, man she's asian, you've got to sushi boat her."

by BOCO Dude March 16, 2012