by par-meh-san July 30, 2023
Hank: Hey, Josh! What's that animal? it looks so weird!?
Josh: It's called aka ole eeyah, better stay away from it.
Hank: What!?
Josh: It's called aka ole eeyah, better stay away from it.
Hank: What!?
by W1Nd0w Wa5hEr June 11, 2022
When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
by BlazingFury January 07, 2018
The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!
person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!
by xxelmexx February 13, 2020
When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.
"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."
by MoistAndThrobbing December 22, 2017
The act of holding someone down and raping them. The reason this hellish act is named thusly is because it involves five pieces of the human body to be committed: two arms, two legs, and a penis.
by SwordfishTrombone February 04, 2016