speed lizard

(n.) a person who does things in an unconventional time or order. (derogatory)

you brushed your teeth before 10pm. what a speed lizard.

by tranley corq September 6, 2021

Universe speed

Another way to say or express "Godspeed", but for agnostic and atheist people. Sometimes it is written as one word between it (universespeed).

I have a shit ton of work to do. Fml.
Universe speed!

You got this. In Universe speed!

by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

i show speed

Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass
Bounce that ass

Guy 1: have you watched I show speed?

Guy: 2 shake that ass

by 👀ඞ January 26, 2022

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

Speeds

Speeds is a type of hack that is used for an increased amount of speed, it was originally called speed hacking but the later generations started calling it speeds

Bro that guy is using speeds,

by Unequaled December 7, 2022

Speed

Eric

My name is speed.

by Gasp it’s me July 29, 2022

Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway

A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"

by SneakySniper April 27, 2015