Speed Goat

Any animal that willingly and suicidally places itself between your automobile and your destination at an inopportune moment. From the combination of Speed Bump + Goat (generic animal).

Watch out for those Speed Goats in the middle of Wyoming, they'll get you every time.

by CodeMan Sr. December 13, 2010

danimatronic speed

Polish man

Danimatronic speed or Spinister the Sinister is Polish

by 075 Rook January 21, 2024

Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 15, 2025

Speed Media

Speed Media is a format used to convey content very quickly and concisely

"The information about the game was written in speed media, got through it in less than a minute."

by Notime November 27, 2013

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 19, 2023

Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 December 20, 2007