2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.

Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.

by mohawk March 5, 2005

NOODLE NOSE

A PERSON WHO FREAKS OUT OVER EVERYTHING!!! A SPAZ WHO SMOKE EVERY 5 MIN OF THE DAY. WILL SLEEP WITH UR BOYFRIEND AND IS TRAILER ALL THE WAY!!!!!

DAMN GIRL!!! U A NOODLE NOSE!!!

by SEXY MAMA 4 OBAMA January 19, 2009

ramen noodles

A very sweaty and juciy clitoris.

man that hoe got some nice ramen noodles

by BMoNeYpwnzALLslutz September 26, 2010

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 9, 2019

‘Stallis Poop Noodle

A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.

Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle

by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Pool Noodle

A teenage guy who thinks he is the absolute shit, but in reality just a weak, flimsy, bony, and cocky individual. They only listen to mainstream rap artists and use daddy's money to flaunt their wealth. They have no muscular strength whatsoever, but still manage to get the hottest girls. Pool Noodles are typically out wearing short shorts with boat shoes and preppy shirts.

I can crush that pool noodle like a toothpick!

by ThatRichSmartGuy February 8, 2020

Google your noodle

To search (google) your mind (noodle) for a piece of information that you know is there somewhere.

I can see that chick from Dawson's Creek in my mind, and if I google my noodle I'm sure that her name will come to me.

by BuggieBoy May 22, 2005