Stop reviewing your own product

A phrase said to a person who gives commentary on his own story or gives opinions about their own beliefs.

A: man I don’t wan’t want to tell the story, it is very boring.

B: stop reviewing your own product and start explaining

by Person 69420 April 3, 2025

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i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you

I own a vacuum.

by mista>dave July 31, 2017

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Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.

Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"

by nestorcheese June 2, 2016

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You do not have enough brains to tan your own hide

An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.

'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'

by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023

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