Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 15, 2025

Speed Media

Speed Media is a format used to convey content very quickly and concisely

"The information about the game was written in speed media, got through it in less than a minute."

by Notime November 27, 2013

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar

My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .

by Gazza speed May 19, 2023

Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

Speed shaming

When you make fun of people with trash Wi-Fi

Hey bro your Wi-Fi sucks ass.

Dude stop speed shaming

by Isherkedyomo June 12, 2021

Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 December 20, 2007