Nerd burn

The toasty feeling on one's thighs after resting their laptop on their lap for too long, usually not permanent or disabling.

I should have moved to the table, now I have nerd burn. Same as laptop burn

by rockyhors June 7, 2011

Nerd Neck Ultimate Virgin

A human with no life that often masturbates and plays fortnite.

This nerd neck ultimate virgin is gay.

by Fortnite 24/7 aka mr steal yo April 9, 2019

nerd level

An idea of someone's level of nerdiness, probably created by a NERD.

Nerds! The nerd level of this word is 10!!!

by Mikey G October 31, 2003

nerd sweat

the odor that exists in game stores, such as Game Stop and EB Games. The smell comes from nerdy kids playing video games all day in an enclosed environment. This only applies to the game stores in shopping centers, because there is not enough ventilation.

Alex and his friend Tommy walked into EB Games to buy a new game for their PS3s, and once they entered they could smell nerd sweat in the air.

by a. roflcopter January 19, 2008

nerd boning

The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.

Derived from The Simpsons quote: "Well, if it isn't the leader of the weiner patrol, boning up on his nerd lessons".

John: Looks like we'll have to do some nerd boning for this test.

by Spoofnet November 20, 2007

nerd-herding

the process of chasing down, and then seducing, timid, nerdy boys.

"Snagging my new nerdy boyfriend wasn't easy - he was intimidated by me, so I had to employ a bit of nerd-herding."

by Mizg December 11, 2006

Nerd Word

A big word used in casual conversation that no one understands except maybe the user. 60% of the time the Nerd Word user is smart and KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT and the other 40% of time it's used by an idiot who gets a random word out of the dictionary and then uses it to look smart.

Example 1:
Smart User- "I think the nomenclature of Windows is way easier than Mac. Don't you?"
Person- "Sorry,dumb it down. I can't understand Nerd Words."

Example 2:
Person- "I LOVE N'SYNC!!! Do you love them? I LOVE them."
Stupid User- " Yes. I believe they are very esoteric. I wish more bands were esoteric."
Person- "Do you even know what that means?"
Stupid User-

*Looks down at definition written on hand.*
"Only known by a few, not well known...Dammit"
Person- "Yeah, stop trying to use Nerd Words to look smarter."

by Sam's Cola July 21, 2010