Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 25, 2003

Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

by Miss Malice December 14, 2008

Raj muffin

A slang word for electronica reggae music.

"Man, that raj muffin performance was amazing! That Jamaican guy can sing!"

by JGarzzzzz January 2, 2010

bowl muffin

a well formed muffin shaped turd.

Honey, I left you a fresh bowl muffin in the toilet.

by Leysie January 4, 2008

Muffin Bruiser

When a chicks' is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. Also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.

Holy shit Jason, did you see Tonys' girlfriend? Yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! Yeah, she's a real Muffin Bruiser!

by nosa74 October 30, 2009

Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018

spaz-muffin

A crazed annoying retarded person who has spaz like qualities.

Ian the stalker of the grade was a complete spaz-muffin today.

by Noelleybellyboo April 2, 2007