by Duke February 26, 2003
When a chicks' is so fat, she gets on top of her man to ride him, and due to her weight she leaves bruises. Also a girl who has a lot of fat hanging over her pants and always is angry and your really not sure if she is a guy or a girl.
Holy shit Jason, did you see Tonys' girlfriend? Yeah, he told me when she rides him he gets bruises because she is so fat! Yeah, she's a real Muffin Bruiser!
by nosa74 October 31, 2009
This word has two meanings.
Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.
by Miss Malice March 11, 2007
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by JGarzzzzz January 03, 2010
A dance that's so ghetto-ly delicious you can eat it as a meal. A lot like an epileptic seizure. Not to be confused with a crump-stick.
by MK & HP April 09, 2011
by V3r50n January 23, 2011