morganasaurus

a name i just made up for the person next to me. She's rad and wonderful and crazy and fun :D xoxoxoxoxox

Person 1: "Whoa dudes did you see Morganasaurus?? She looks smokin'!"

Person 2: "Don't you mean Morgan, as in the most beautiful girl ever????"

Person 1: "Yo, of course I mean Morgan!! I call her that because she reminds me of a daring dinosaur."

by your friend next to you :)))) December 3, 2013

morgans mum

A sweet little lady who loves taking nuts to the face from shredded black dudes who are hung like a horse

"Damn look at that milf over there!"
"OH! That's "Morgans mum" ! She loves penis"
"I'm finna go over and give her the BIDNESS!!!!!!"

by Dick Butkusssssssss January 22, 2014

Morgan Frame

A girl with a huge ass, it makes all the guys go crazy. But she's not that tall but she's great at being sexy

Did you see Morgan frame yesterday yea I got horny real fast

by Dougra November 11, 2014

Mormon Last Call

When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”

A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.

Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."

by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014

Mormon Block

Two cars driving side-by-side at the same slow speed on a highway, thus blocking others from passing. This slang imagines a family with many children forced to take two cars and then drive in a manner that is oblivious to other traffic and others around them.

Those two cars are doing the Mormon Block and slowing the entire highway down to 40.

by Mr. Underhill May 27, 2016

Morgan Freeman

The friend who normally does the right thing... He/she isn't nessesarily a pussy bitch but he/she has morals and knows when to draw the line. The Morgan Freeman of the group will puff a j with you, but won't let you go driving around high off your tits

"Last night I honestly could've killed myself driving drunk if it wasn't for Johnny telling me it was a stupid fucking idea. We were so drunk and he still knew what to do! He really is a Morgan Freeman...

by SPEEDYmcBALLS July 3, 2016

morgan awtrey

The most beautiful wife and amazing mother. You won't find anyone else like her in the world, so cherish her. She loves to laugh and those breath taking green eyes will leave you star struck for days.

Oh! Look its Morgan Awtrey! I've got to go say hi to her!

by Sami4days December 6, 2016