by anon576 December 2, 2013
Get the toast monster mug.An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.
Otherwise known as a "Simone".
Otherwise known as a "Simone".
Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!
Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.
Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.
by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009
Get the Suck-monster mug."Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
by Sush God October 11, 2016
Get the Monster Smash mug.when you have the munchies and out of food, so you call up a friend or someone you sorta know and offer to smoke him up if he brings a pizza..
munchy monster: ring, ring..
random dude: yeah
mm: sup pimpin'.. wanna get blazed??
rd: hellz yeah
mm: aight.. loadin the bong right now.. oh yeah bring pizza.. ::click::
rd: dam munchy monster
random dude: yeah
mm: sup pimpin'.. wanna get blazed??
rd: hellz yeah
mm: aight.. loadin the bong right now.. oh yeah bring pizza.. ::click::
rd: dam munchy monster
by cleverati May 14, 2008
Get the munchy monster mug.Italian codardo who has no understanding of the country he resides in. Sometimes codardo con la barba but he can be senza barba. Assume he’s from the south of Italy due to his incoherent linguistic skills and understanding of the world. Codardo.
by Barba rossa March 27, 2020
Get the Spaghetti monster mug.1. A dirty, non-good, terrible, vile, stupid, and disgusting person. A Trash Monster has zero redeemable qualities. This is the worst insult you can use on a person.
2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.
2. A person who has wronged you in some way and so you lash out at them combining two insults into one, less insulting insult.
Me: WHY are you going to attack the innkeeper? Just have someone ask to lower the price.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.
My (supposed) friend: Nah I want to get a free room *hits self in balls trying to hit the inkeeper*
Me: You Trash Monster.
by Soulful_Gingee December 23, 2018
Get the Trash Monster mug.a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke
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