Minecraft

the game where u scream, make minecraft dates, and troll ur friends till they rage and leave the game and threaten to punch u

wanna play minecraft?

no, because u always make me rage!!!

by hallo_holay_broski October 26, 2019

Minecraft

Interchangeable way for saying Mein Kampf

I hate Minecraft

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned

me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

modern day minecraft content

a word for something a bit sus
eg: porn

Mom "what are you watching kiddo"
kid "modern day minecraft content"

by Bruhumcoolsicko January 16, 2023

Minecraft

A retarded app that suspended my account cause my name was curvedpp69 and I made (only one) Nazi house

Minecraft can suck curvedpp69’s peepee

by BananaBootyButt May 25, 2019

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

Minecraft Roulette

When two players stand next to each other, and destroy the block that the other is standing on; This continues till one player falls/takes damage from falling, and the player that didn't fall wins.

Hey bro, wanna play Minecraft Roulette?

by TaqaTaqu June 5, 2023