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Heinz Minecraft

Person who likes playing minecraft, who loves minecraft, who would kill his entire family for this game.

He also likes Peter Griffin and Breaking Bad. His sense of humor is AMAZING
,,Did you just made a joke about Peter Griffin and Walter White? You are such a Heinz Minecraft!''

,,Please, quit that game of squares, you are playing it for 2 months now! Please quit it so we can save this marriage!
I hate you Heinz Minecraft!''
by penizeman June 20, 2022
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MINECRAFT

"Ayo my guy, let's play some Minecraft after NNN"
"Bruh, Minecraft is for kids"
"WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAYN NIGGA"
by saltypp September 8, 2020
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Minecraft

wtf why did you search that up
do you not know what Minecraft is??
For that reason, I'm not saying.
'poo'
Ohhhh! Minecraft
Ya
by nanny can can June 12, 2021
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Minecraft

''Minecraft'' is a place where all the worlds pedophiles hide out with everyone from 4-30 year old people (usualy the 30 year olds are on the edge to suicide thats why they go to ''Minecraft'' to get some naked 11 year old girl Pants)
Paul:Hey wanna go get down in some 11 year old pants
Jake:Oh yeah where are we gonna find that?
Paul:Minecraft dude
by Logan paul Jake October 24, 2017
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Minecraft

A game where people of the LGBTQ+ community play, Emo kids play, and Kids with ADHD Plays, also introverts play it. It is a very fun game and encourages people to be creative. Also people can make long lasting relationships unlike Roblox and Fortnite.
Jordan: Sorry I can't hang out right now, I'm playing Minecraft
Jame: So you are an introvert.
by Homeglitch December 14, 2022
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Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Everything is a "was" though

I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017
That is Minecraft, my favorite game ever
by PolyMoster April 30, 2022
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Minecraft

Minecraft is Love, Minecraft is Life (This is a splash text from an april fools update)
by Smart People of Earth November 26, 2019
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