men

I don't like them.

"Do you like men?"
"No."

by snewx November 12, 2020

Taking care of the men

Greg Fucking Mertz

"while your ass was in new jersey, Greg was slaving away taking care of the men"

by thatkid@39 November 21, 2020

In the mens

When your dirt, in trouble or somethings not going or gone right.

Bob: Mate My mrs found my gear, I’m dirt.
Steve: your in the mens.

by Veryfairs November 22, 2020

Men-drill

A ‘Men-drill‘ is a play on words. Deriving from the genus of ape, mandrill, that commonly experience rashes on their buttocks and infections within the rectum due to lack of hygiene. Men-drills are men that are homophobic because they do not wipe their asses, but believe neither do other men, so the thought of men-“drilling”-men is disgusting to them.

Dave— don’t you think it’s disgusting to see on pornhub two men all over each other like chicks?

Sarah— No, David, you’re just a fucking men-drill!

by The_dolls November 29, 2020

Men Disorder

Where you deter men from liking you

I have a men disorder

by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020

Men Disorder

When men dont have a sexual attraction to you/ liking you/ having a crush on you.

i have a Men Disorder

by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020

Mountain Men

The worst qualities of a mountain man are often associated with granola boyfriends. However, mountain men bring it to another level (get it bc mountains are high). They wear classic red flannel, cargo pants and combat boots. Their natural habitats are huts, ditches or even igloos. Favorite activities include hunting (w/o permits) and fishing because they really like their meat ;). Physical appearances often includes a man bun and long merlin beards. Also mistaken for lumberjacks. They're ready to drink whisky at anytime of the day with their best friend Balto (hunting dog b/c people such) by their side.

"mountain men ain't shit"

by lambrogreeniii//#ferrari May 19, 2020