When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.
Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021
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What percentage of masked folks who practice yoga as a transcendental activity rather than a mere breathing exercise are likely to reap the spiritual or occultic “benefits” of mask meditation?
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When someone takes a shit on your face and rubs it in with their butt cheeks to make a lovely spa quality mask.
by Rellim Annasus February 10, 2009
Get the Mangrove Mask mug.When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL
-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.
by Dodu September 24, 2007
Get the egyptian dirt mask mug.You eat a girl out that is on her period. And she bleeds all on your face, and it hardens. Then you rip it off your face, and she eats it. And y'all make out.
Get to third base and she bleeds right on your face and she rips it off and y'all eat it. Which eventually leads to Strawberry Mask.
by Sir Dylan Valdez December 11, 2007
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by Bignigga2litrecoke69 May 13, 2018
Get the face mask mug.when a girl is giving you a blow job and then you pull out and blow your chode all over her face..she will look like a zombie with her facial expression
While Derek was getting a blowjob, he pulled out and busted all over Brittney's face and gave her a zombie mask
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