Martin

A person that loves to go off on a tangent. Also loves himself.

What’s the point of this story? Don’t be such a Martin.

by beckylouwalker May 7, 2022

Grandmaster Martin

The one and only guardian of "Staden"

Example 1
Nigga 1: "Bro, shall we rob "Staden" in copenhagen"
Nigga 2: "Nigga you crazy, no one wants to make Grandmaster Martin their enemy"

Example 2

Some random black dude: "Im gonna fuck up some shit on "Staden"

Grandmaster Martin: " omao wa mou shindeiru"
Black dude: *Gets banned from life*

by JokerxBatman February 18, 2019

Martined

The act of getting pegged by your wife.

I got Martined by the mrs last night

The wife properly Martined me last night

by Martingetspegged January 7, 2023

Backstreet Martin

Shitting into anothers asshole

Brandon and Kevin just got done with a quick backstreet martin

by Jungle Jim44 July 7, 2010

Jose Martin

Looks weird, acts weird.
Pleaser and mostly hard to read

May or may not a cunt.

Jose Martin, Pretty Shit..

by Dummu Lictifue March 7, 2022

Lara Martin

Lara is the most amazing girl a person could ask for. She is beautiful, weird, and fun all in one. She will make the time go by fast, because of all the fun you would be having.

I'm so glad i have a Lara Martin as a friend, she is all i could ask for in a friend.

by Mexican Puertorican October 13, 2011

Marek Martin

While there are no Marek Martins alive currently, Marek Martin literally means the God of War, the God of War if you go back to language roots. Therefore Marek Martin is official the God of The God of War. If you ever meet this man stay away. He is dangerous, a predator to all of society, and may kill you just by looking at you. Marek Martin's name shouldn't be uttered in vain. He shall only be used if you want to summon the gods from above, or in truly desperate circumstances.

"I think we may lose this battle soldier. But let's hope Marek Martin dawns luck upon us, to beat our enemy," - TJ "Stonewall" Jackson. 1824-1863

by Marek Martin April 14, 2022