A 40 something year old italian plumber that is trying to date a 17 year old girl named princess peach.
Guy: Hey dude, do you wanna play super mario?
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
Guy 2: Hell no. After i learned marios age and how hes trying to marry a 17 year old girl, my life will never be the same.
Guy: Oh. Ill never be the same hearing that.
by Ryan Burrus is gay October 24, 2022
Get the Mariomug. Mario has 100% a big cock and gets every woman horny. He doesn’t do anything special to impress a woman, his big balls make him cool.
by badboyboy November 20, 2021
Get the Mariomug. Mario
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
love you Mario
by Shokja November 22, 2021
Get the Mariomug. A Super Mario
this term is used to define:
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
this term is used to define:
1) A non- racist, non ethnocentric, non xenophobic person, who has friends from many different ethnic and religious groups and who is a fanatical proponent of multiculturalism.
2) A person who is actually proud to be bi or tri racial
person a, to his friend (at a party): what a great party, I heard that the organizer of this event invited so many different people because he is a Super Mario
person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
person b: is there anything wrong with either being a Super Mario and inviting people of all races, creeds and colors? or a Super Mario ion the sense of self, where one is proud to be bi-racial? i don't see anything wrong with either.
The definition also references the fact that Mario as a nintendo character has the following characteristics, his name is italian in origin, he was "created" in japan by nintendo for electronic game consumption in the United States and therefore must speak english, he is a hard working East European Jewish immigrant, a Protestant plumber by trade, he jumps further than even Donovan Bailey, he dresses in overalls like a mexican immigrant, he grabs coins like a capitalist jew (the reference here is not anti-semitic, but a Papal Bull from the late 8th- early 9th century prohibiting Catholics from lending money at interest, so Mario is by this definition living the American dream) and at the end he saves a princess who happens to be virgin (when muslim men go to heaven, there are supposed to be according to the Koran, 72 virgin princesses waiting for them, so mario has to be muslim as well).
by Sexydimma January 11, 2012
Get the A Super Mariomug. Marios is bastard because his father left him , and he has a small dick, One More Thing About Marios.
He likes Vazelini but only if is above 10$ .and is jealious of bbc .
He likes Vazelini but only if is above 10$ .and is jealious of bbc .
by b3lugaGr November 20, 2021
Get the Mariosmug. by FlimsyYam November 23, 2010
Get the Mario Jumpedmug. worlds cutest dog evveeeer. the owner of this amazing dog is the ottosson family who lives in sweden
by some weird stalker September 20, 2018
Get the mario marremug.