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Mario

Mario has 100% a big cock and gets every woman horny. He doesn’t do anything special to impress a woman, his big balls make him cool.
OH MY GOD ALEXA!LOOK AT MARIO ENTERING THE CLUB. MY PANTIES ARE SO WET.
by badboyboy November 20, 2021
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Mario

Mario
The sweetest guy you'll ever meet! He will treat you like a princess! And he is amazing in every way! He will always offer things even if you tell him not to. He makes an amazing boyfriend and any girl is lucky to have him. You will never want to lose him because you'll fall so deeply in love that you will never want to part ways! He is hot, sexy, cute, sweet, loyal, honest, awesome, STRONG, funny, and has a great personality! Everyone and anyone will fall for him! He is definately the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and i can't wait for us to live happily ever after :)
love you Mario
by Shokja November 22, 2021
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cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022
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Mario Kart'd

I'm getting absolutely Mario Kart'd by this guy named stinkypoo in Mario Kart.
by NomNixx February 11, 2022
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Mario

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Mario
by mojitronix January 4, 2022
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Mario

He a real mario
by Haynster November 17, 2018
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mario marre

worlds cutest dog evveeeer. the owner of this amazing dog is the ottosson family who lives in sweden
by some weird stalker September 20, 2018
mugGet the mario marremug.

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