A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.
Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.
My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.
by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022
Get the Maria Withdrawalmug. Greese Maria is similar to a Dirty Sanchez. It happens when you are fingering a girl and she has a yeast infection and you rub your finger on her upper lip.
by dirtyfinger February 17, 2010
Get the Greese Mariamug. Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).
She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
by CarmenMola October 27, 2021
Get the Mariamug. THE BEST COUPLE!!!!
by ThaBiggest November 20, 2023
Get the Antwon and Mariamug. maria is a nice lady she might be a teacher just like Miss Bee and Maria is going to be an awesome friend and she's going to be very kind and if you mess with her she going to punch you in the face
"hey maria you ugly " WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU CRACKHEAD!!!!!!!" *maria punches that person*"WHO IS UGLY NOW SUCKER"
by peanut butter pizza November 13, 2019
Get the mariamug. Maria is a bitch
by Maythepie3 February 28, 2024
Get the Mariamug.