booty mama

The booty call you got pregnant.

Miguel: Remember my booty call from last week? She is pregnant.

Me: Congrats bro! You got yourself a booty mama!

by swimdeepblue August 17, 2012

ur mama

used in a joke, or in a "burn"

your mama is so fat, when she steps on the weight scale it says

"one at a time please"

another example:

"so what did you do last night ?"

"YOUR MOM"

OHHH BURNNNN!

by yourgay42 September 14, 2006

Mountain Mama

A Mountain Mama is a complex sex act that involves 2 men and 1 woman. Each man will insert their penis into the corresponding nipple hole of the woman.

While preforming a mountain mama, as John was about to ejaculate in Stacy's left breast, he screamed "TAKE ME HOME!": Bill, who was fucking stacy's right breast, replied "COUNTRY ROADS!!" and preceded to release massive amounts of semen into Stacy's nipple.

by Nigatoni August 18, 2018

Obama Mama

A white slut who gets fucked by nigga's.

Barbara Walters is an Obama Mama.

by benth May 9, 2008

mamacow

A Double whopper from burger king!

"Hey jay lets go get a mamacow from the BK lounge!"

by Tyler Holben January 15, 2007

mama-cognition

the realization that your mother's many years of acquired knowlege may be useful to you, after all.

In a moment of mama-cognition, Mary phoned her mother to ask how much lasagna to make for the dinner party.

by 3 card Monty June 5, 2009

Mama Possum

A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.

Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.

Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"

Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"

Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.

by Wildboyz July 24, 2009