magic dragon

To smoke weed/cannabis/a blunt/a zoot/a spliff etc.

Druggy McDrug:'Hey, lets puff the magic dragon and get high'

Wee Dyman:'Is it beef??!!!'

*Druggy McDrug caps Wee*

by E! May 26, 2005

Gift of the Magi

Origin: Those nasty scat loving Germans. As once performed by the Germanic Princes of central Europe.

Definition: During coitus an ambitious man moves to defecate into his partners mouth. Instead of the ruination of her oral hygiene the man uses a protective piece of saran wrap (or intestines) to save his excrement. He then proceeds to use the firm wrapped turd to violate the women's anus. The gift occurs as the male "unwraps" the turd in her anus and proceeds to fuck his own shit in the heterosexual safety of his women's ass.

Shaggy: Yoikes! I sure do have to take a smash.
Scooby: I Though you said your Dick was hard.
Shaggy: Geez Scoob your right!
Thelma: Will someone PLEASE shit in my mouth.
Scooby: Hey Shag! You look like a dirty Aryan German...Why not solve this mystery with the "Gift of the Magi" you sick shit eating fuck.

by Brett Herron November 9, 2008

Magic Fountain Ride

When a male ejaculates in another's (male or female) butthole. Then the recipent of the ejaculate will shake the sperm in his/her butthole for exactly 39 seconds. The recipent will then shoot out the sperm onto the toe of a baby. It is best when the baby is under 6 months.

Optional: You may then cook the baby.

Hey dude! I just got the best Magic Fountain Ride from Nick the other night! O and that baby was delicous.

by Matt Harry March 30, 2008

the magic Johnson

the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson

"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."

by alycie orchlair January 29, 2009

puff my magic dragon

the mean for "puff my magic dragon" is when u give a man a blow job nasty style.

did u hear wat happened to gil and dena? yesterday at steffans party, they went to the bathroom and she "puffed his magic dragon" for an hour.

by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004

my little pony friendship is magic

the greatest show on earth. haters have never seen it. if they've seen it and still hate it, they have no soul. twilight sparkle, applejack, rainbowdash, pinkie pie, rarity, and fluttershy represent everything friendship is. and therefore, magic.

Brony: Omg, My little pony friendship is magic is so legit
Hater: Ew, what a little kid
Brony: Have you ever seen it?
Hater: Ew, why would I EVER watch THAT show?

22 minutes later

Former Hater: whoa...

by coco colored cutie December 18, 2012

Afghan Magic Bullet

A bullet with 'unknown' origins and an amazing ability to find itself lodged between the eyes of some of the worlds biggest shitbags. Usually either 7.62 or 5.56 caliber.

Soldier 1: Hey where's the prisoner?
Soldier 2: What prisoner?
Soldier 1: You know...the one we found with the little boys chained up in his mud hut?
Soldier 2: Oooh...thaaat prisoner...Afghan Magic Bullet found his ass...

Soldier 1: Remember that compound we raided the other night?
Soldier 2: Yeah the one where we found that piece of shit fucking a puppy?!?
Soldier 1: Yeah! Maaan...Afghan Magic Bullet...that shit came outta nowhere!!

by whiskey_6 January 2, 2009