Magic Weinie

Brandon's fake boner that we created for photographical purposes.

(Caption of picture): Rise, Magic Weinie!

by Frows December 11, 2004

Magic Headphones

When you've had so much to drink that even the song you hate is "oh man I love this song". Also know as beer muffs.

They played some shit music last night man, but got pissed up n the magic headphones made it alright

by Bambii2K October 20, 2009

Magic Corndog

Shoving your erect cock into a Snickers and dunking it into a deep fryer. Traditionally served with a caramel drizzle.

"I went to the county fair and I got a Magic Corndog"

by StinkyBoiPussy April 21, 2022

Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Magic Mirror

A texting game where usually a guy and a girl send pictures back and forth mimicking each other in each picture. Ex. boy sends picture of himself wearing only pants so the girl sends one of her wearing only pants. You can also play it with poses as well. This is for the most part a sexting game

Jim: Hey Lucy would you like to play Magic Mirror?
Lucy: Sure

by alak_721 July 7, 2014

Strange Magic

A curved penis.

Only John's strange magic can hit my spot.

by Fonte9fj September 30, 2016