Magic Weinie

Brandon's fake boner that we created for photographical purposes.

(Caption of picture): Rise, Magic Weinie!

by Frows December 11, 2004

Magical Oats

A name given to females with big booty.

Man, I'll tell you right now....your sister has magical oats!

by Mazoku June 26, 2009

Jake magic

YouTuber, fast, and fun

Jake magic

by Boblee12e October 17, 2019

Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.

"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.

by Alan Paul April 20, 2009

Strange Magic

A curved penis.

Only John's strange magic can hit my spot.

by Fonte9fj September 30, 2016

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 5, 2011